Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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