HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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