Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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