So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it hurts more in the daytime
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Randomize
