I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
