Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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