I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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