theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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