is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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