Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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