trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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