I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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