wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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