oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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