As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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