..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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