talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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