his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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