Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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