so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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