Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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