He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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