just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
