she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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