I feel great
I just peed on a car
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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