We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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