When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
