let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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