Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Screwed.edu
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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