Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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