Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
you made out with another girl for some wings
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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