"it" just moved
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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