We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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