the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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