so explain again why im purple
no
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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