yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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