Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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