What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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