Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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