Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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