i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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