Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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