i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i think i have herpe
just one?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
