Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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