Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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