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im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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