You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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