why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
whose parrot is this?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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