11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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