I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
