sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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