I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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