No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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