It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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